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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Wow, I just came across this site. I can't tell if it is more infuriating or more hilarious. I'll probably settle with infuriating, since every sensible guy has, as some point in his life, despaired on some beautiful girl's unbelievably bad choice in men. The guy who runs the site really seems to have made an art of Hot Chick with Douchebag appreciation. Just in case you were wondering, here is an accurate visual definition of a douchebag.

Here's his comparison of two of his favorite pictures, The Ab Lobster and Fish Slap:

Unbelievable. He's like the T-1000 of douchebaggery. He will not stop... until we are 'bagged.

But taking down the mighty Lobster? I didn't think it could be done. After all, pointing. At. His. Abs.

And yet the eyebrow shaving, the hat tilt, the affect on next-generation douche like Minnow Slap in pic #2, the power of the hottie and the douche-chin were too much for even the wily crustacean to overcome.


Really everything a good blog should be, it's focused, entertaining, and hilariously passionate. Kinda depressing though.

Funny how all the guys look like they're from Long Island...

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