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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Mafoo's Bizarre Metaphor of the Day

It should have been the perfect wedding ... but Sydney couple Steve and Leigh Buttel claim unwanted guests — including maggots in their wedding bed and bedroom invasions by bats — turned their wedding into a bride's worst nightmare ... the newlyweds had allegedly found maggots described by the groom as "the size of chocolate bullets" in their wedding bed and a dead bat, covered in maggots, above their bedhead.
Um.

A. Would bullet-sized maggots be larger than normal maggots?

B. Are chocolate bullets larger than normal bullets?

C. Did the maggots at all resemble the form of a bullet, or the color of chocolate? I have yet to come across maggots of this nature.

D. What the fuck is a chocolate bullet?

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