...the greatest passage in history (from the LA Times):
“Wil Shipley, a Seattle software developer, uses his iPhone at the Whole Foods fish counter to check websites for updates on which seafood is the most environmentally correct to purchase. He quizzes the staff on where and how a fish was caught. Because he carries the Internet with him, “I can be super-picky,” he said.”
That is truly one of those perfect passages where nary a word is spared in the pursuit of showing what an über-douche poor Wil Shipley must be. My favorite part is "environmentally CORRECT"; not friendly, not sensitive; correct!
Awesome. SWPL is still pretty funny, although it could be more accurately called Stuff Yuppies Like, since it doesn't really apply to the majority of white folk in the country.
Ya know, the guys in red: